Tuesday, July 25, 2006

The Money Keeps Rolling In!

This has really been my year! Just over a month ago I won $1,843,210.00 in a lottery I never entered, and now I find I have won $2,322,353.54 in another lottery I didn’t buy anything to enter. I’ll tell you for a fact that not buying lottery tickets is getting me a lot more winners than buying lottery tickets ever did. I bought one once, and didn’t win a thing. I still mourn the loss of that dollar.

From just the past month alone, the riches have been piling up. For example:
From Iraq, Aisha Mohammed proposes a fair negotiated percentage of $11,000,000.
Stanly Edward, from Republic of Cote d'Ivoire, and his family are giving me 20% of $12,500,000 ($2,500,000).
Mr. Chiwetalu Philips Onuma, an accountant officer with Intercontinental Bank,Plc (I.B.P) branch in Dakar Senegal, is giving me 40% of $18,200,000 ($7,280,000).
Fatou, the daughter of Mr.Sanha from republic of Guinee Bissau, is getting me to help her invest $5,300,000.
Mr. Nana Boatin, the Manager, Brokerage and Investments, Bank Guarantee Ltd, Accra, Ghana, is giving me 30% of $3,950,000 ($1,185,000).

At this rate, I may quit my day job.

Of course, one of the conditions of these deals is that I keep them top secret. Therefore, I sent them the following assurance.

Dear Patrons:

Since no one reads my blog, our secrets are safe.

/signed/
Strong Ox


This is the latest:

LOTERIA LA PRIMITIVA
primitivastrikexx@excite.com

LOTERIA DE LA PRIMITIVA
AVNIDA DE AMERICA,
137MADRID - SPAIN
FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION LETTER
YOUR REF: LP/26510460037/06
YOUR BATCH: 24/00319/IPD
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement, of winners of the LOTTERY PRIMITIVA SWEEPSTAKES/INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS held on 4th december,2005. the late release of this result was due to difficulties encountered in sorting out mixed up numbers and email addresses, that´s why we have been working 24 hours to see that everything is ok. Your email address name attached to ticket number 025 11464992-750 with serial number 2113-05 drew the lucky number 3-18-19-30-32-39, which consequently won the lottery in the 3rd category. You are therefore have been approved for the lump sum pay out of euros 1.847,824 (ONE MILLION EIGHT HUNDERD AND FOURTY SEVEEN THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOUR EUROS ONLY.) in cash credited to the file REF: P/26510460037/04,BATCH: 24/00319/IPD.
This is from a total prize of euros 26,299,000.00 shared among the seventeen (17)International winners in this category. CONGRATULATION! Your fund is now deposited with a Security Company EURO SECURITY AND INSURANCE .S.A.. Due to the mixed up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award a top secret from the public notice until your claim as been processed and your prize money remitted to your account as this is a part of our Security protocol to avoid double claiming award or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 email addresses, names from Australia, USA, Europe, Asia, New Zealand, Middle-East and South-North America .
As part of our international promotions program, which we conducted once in a year. We hope with a part of your prize, you will take part in our end of the year high stake euros 300 Million International Lottery. To begin your claim, please contact the issuing authority, your prize claim agent, Mr.MICHEAL SARDA, (Foreign Operational Manager) Tel: 0034 630212176, Email:primitivastrike@excite.com. with the following informations.
YOUR NAME:
YOUR ADDRESS:
YOUR TEL/FAX:
YOUR AGE:
YOUR REFERENCE NO:
YOUR BATCH NO:
YOUR SEX:
YOUR OCCUPATION:
Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than the 22nd of DICEMBER 2006. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed. Note: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every of your correspondence with your agent.if not you reply will not be answered for security reasons Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform your claims agent as soon as possible. Please remember to quote your reference and batch number in all your correspondence Congratulation again from all member of our staff and thank you for been part of our promotion program.
Best regards, MR RUBEN GARCIA.
Foreign Operational Manager
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
At your disposal, I remain.
Very Truly Yours,
MR PABLO SANCHEZ.
Lottery Co-ordinator.
calle portugal
no 20 fuenlabradaMadrid-EspaƱa

SPAINWarning!!!: Fraudulent emails are circulating that appear to be using National Lottery addresses, but are not from The National Lottery.PLEASE REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO: CUSTOMER CARE/COMPLAINTS DEPT:CUSTOMERCARE@EXCITE.COM

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